var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push(""If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."");

quotes.push(""I equip ring of longevity and decloak."");

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quotes.push("&quot;1<3<37&quot;");

quotes.push("&quot;Welcome to the internet.&quot;");

quotes.push("&quot;oh hi~&quot;");

quotes.push("&quot;I hacked Optimus Prime.&quot;");

document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);